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About Evenings Together Amsterdam

The house keeps no premises, so nothing happens anywhere except the room the two of you are already staying in. Twenty-three therapists cover central Amsterdam, and the evenings they keep between them cover a working week.

A large share of the couples who reach this house are in Amsterdam for one person's work. A conference runs from Tuesday to Thursday, a trade fair takes a week, a client review swallows five days, and a partner has come along because the flights were already being paid for and the city is worth three free days. That arrangement produces a particular shape of evening, and this practice is organised around it rather than around a weekend break.

The work is outcall and nothing besides. No studio, no reception, no address for anybody to stand outside. A therapist comes to a hotel room or an apartment in central Amsterdam, and forty to sixty minutes from an agreed booking is a realistic figure anywhere inside the ring. Schiphol and the airport hotels work by arrangement, with the length of the journey agreed with you before an hour is fixed. Nothing outside Amsterdam, on any date, for any figure.

Amsterdam couples massage run from a thread rather than a building

The whole practice fits inside a written conversation. There is a booking thread, a roster of women who each pick the evenings they keep, and a set of figures that does not move for the day of the week. There is no lobby and no treatment room. That shape was not chosen for style. It was chosen because a couple with one working agenda between them has no use for an address on the other side of the city at eight in the evening.

The part the house plays is narrow, and saying so plainly seems better than implying otherwise. It arranges an evening, agrees the hour, confirms it in writing and publishes the figures. What happens in the room is not the house's decision. It is the therapist's, and she states her limits when the visit opens, after which they stand for its whole length.

Why a working week is a different booking from a holiday

A couple on holiday chooses an evening because the evening appeals. A couple on a working trip chooses the one evening the week has left over, and then protects it. The consequences run through everything: the booking gets made earlier, the length gets chosen against an alarm, and the change of date matters more than the choice of format. One free move of date, asked for more than a day ahead and landing within a fortnight, exists because agendas move and pretending otherwise would be dishonest.

None of that changes the figures. The rate is set per hour and per arrangement: two guests sharing one woman cost double one guest alone, a therapist each doubles that again, and every table is printed on the profile of the woman it belongs to. An evening costs what an afternoon costs, a Saturday costs what a Tuesday costs, and nothing is added for her journey inside the ring.

Who comes to the door

Twenty-three women keep evenings with the house, all of them twenty-one or over. English is on every profile, and between them the roster also covers Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese, Russian, Czech, Romanian, German, Hungarian, Dutch, Serbian and Ukrainian. At the end of a day one of you has spent working in a borrowed language, that is worth more than it looks.

Each of them has a page on the roster with her age, her languages, her district and her photographs, every picture of the woman whose page it is and published with her agreement. The pages are there so a couple can decide together before writing, which is how most of these bookings actually get made: two people, one phone, five minutes before dinner.

The things the house declines to do

It does not work beyond Amsterdam. No building is named anywhere on this site. It will not print a number for anyone to dial. It will not take a booking for a room where the other person in it has not agreed to the arrangement, and that one is not negotiable on a site written for couples. It holds no accounts and asks for nothing at the door beyond the balance. The techniques page covers what is offered and the booking page covers how an evening is fixed.

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